(Latch creaks)
Where are you going inside?
I have some work inside.
What work do you have inside?
Idiot, this is an asylum.
Only the mad ones can go in.
Idiot, didn't you recognize me? - No.
I am Chhota Chetan. - Chhota Chetan?
Yes. Wear the glasses and watch the drama.
And listen, don't touch the glasses. - No.
And look, please return the glasses after the show. Okay?
Chhota. - Shiva. Shiva. Shiva.
The breeze which douses the fire of atrocities.
The cure of the pain of the poor.
My name is Shiva.
Shiva. Shiva. Shiva. Shiva. Shiva.
Hey, Shiva. Shiva. - Chhota Chetan?
Come here.
Who has called me?
Have you seen Giri Haridhara anywhere?
Idiot, I am Giri Haridhara. - I am a fool.
But why are you here, too? Were you caught, too?
No. But the brigadier's misdeeds are increasing.
He is selling the secrets of our country to the enemies.
Wretched brigadier.
We have to keep a watch on him. - Yes.
I need you. Come. - Sure. Come on.
(Door creaks)
Hey, who are you? - Chhota Chetan.
Chhota. - Yes.
And who is he?
Mota Chetan. - (Laughs)
Who is he? - Sota Chetan. (Laughs)
Quiet. Let's go.
Come here. Why are you running?
There is a ghost.
Where is the ghost? - In that post box.
A ghost in the post box?
(Laughs)
(Slaps)
Ghost. Ghost. Run. Run. - Ghost.
Inspector Giri Haridhara.
Yes, Inspector Hari Giridhara.
At what time does the brigadier leaves his house?
9 o'clock.
I see. And what's the time now? - 8:45.
I see. It means it is time for breakfast. - Is it?
Idiot, not yours, but the brigadier's.
Oh!
Navratan. Navratan. Navratan.
I had told you to bring the breakfast at 8:44..
..then why have you brought it at 8:45? Tell me.
Brigadier, why are you shouting?
If you shout so much, you will get a heart attack.
Then how will you be able to eat all this? - Yes.
And yes, did you eat that? - What?
What did you say? That pulp-bulb?
The garlic pulse. - Yes, you are eating it.
No, it is over. Finished. It's finished. - I see.
Check the pocket. - Okay.
Not yours, mine.
Which one? - The closest one.
Yes, this one.
(Laughs)
What is this? Garlic pulse? My garlic pulse?
Thief. You stole it?
You are too much. What are you saying?
You are scolding me instead?
When you were throwing this bottle down the window..
Yes? - I was standing there to catch it.
(Chuckles)
It is the last one. What do they call it? - Warning.
Yes. If you throw it again, I won't catch it.
I'll get you caught by the doctor.
Enough of the pampering. Call Roma.
(Clicks tongue) She can't come now. - Why?
(Chuckles)
She is applying the stick on her lips. That lip..
Lipstick. - Yes, that one.
Does she go to meet someone? - I think so.
Have you seen how he looks?
No, I've not seen him, but..
Yes, he must be good. He must be good.
Yes, whose daughter is she?
Whose daughter? Mine. Mine. - Yes, I am saying that.
Yes. Go away.
Go. - I am going.
Dear Roma. - Yes, Daddy?
Won't you have breakfast?
No, Daddy. I am in a hurry today and I'm getting late for college.
College? But today is Sunday, how can you go to college?
Actually, Daddy, I have tuition classes today.
Tuition classes? Are you taking tuitions or someone is giving you?
You are too much, Daddy. My exams are nearing and I've to go.
Bye, Daddy.
Dear, listen. Introduce me to your tuition teacher..
..after your exams.
Yes, Daddy. I'll introduce you to him.
Right. Whose daughter is she?
Inspector. - Yes.
The brigadier has come.
Really? What is he wearing?
A mini skirt. - Mini skirt?
(Camera clicks)
Idiot, he is not the brigadier, but his daughter Roma.
Roma? Then let me follow her alone.
Stupid, we have to follow the brigadier.
Hello? - (Imitating cat meows)
The cat salutes the dog.
Tell me, boss no. 2, what's your order?
Reach Hotel Sheesh Mahal at sharp 10:00 today with the documents.
But what about the money?
Sell the stuff with this hand and take the amount with the other.
Okay, boss. I'll come right now.
Take care. No one should follow you.
Follow me?
(Laughs)
Don't laugh. - Sorry, boss.
I'll come right now.
(Gate creaks)
Come on, hurry up. Hey?
He has run away.
Taxi. - Taxi.
Hey, taxi. Taxi. Follow that car. (Horn blares) - Yes.
(Tires squealing) - Hurry up.
Hey.
Idiot. - Slap!
"Follow them."
"Whether it is sunlight or rain, whether it is day or night."
"No one should be able to escape from here."
"Follow them. - Follow them."
"Listen, sweetheart, if you want to fall in love.."
"..settle someone in your heart here and make him yours."
"Follow them. - Follow them."
"When you have enemies, whether it is a victory or defeat.."
"When you have enemies, whether it is victory or defeat.."
"..no one should be able to escape from here stealthily."
"Follow them. - Follow them."
"Whether it is sunlight or rain, whether it is day or night.."
"..no one should be able to escape from here."
"Follow them. - Follow them."
No one has died today since morning.
(Blows Air)
Mr. Kandharam. - What is it?
Take it back. - Take it back? Why?
That man is still alive.
He is still alive? How?
He had not died. He was practicing yoga.
Practicing yoga? What is this? A joke? He has made me suffer a loss.
Look, it is the rule of my business.
I don't take back the stuff once I sell it.
It is fine, Kandharam. But should we do about this stuff now?
Yes. It is right.
You shouldn't be in a loss and I shouldn't benefit either.
Rastogilal. - Yes?
Your wife was sick, right? How is she now?
What should I tell you, Kandharam?
There is a desire till she is breathing. - Yes.
There are no hopes.
It is possible that she may die tomorrow or today.
She may die right now. There is no guarantee, Brother.
There is no guarantee.
Mr. Rastogilal. - Yes?
Buy this stuff.
Perhaps it may be useful for your wife. - Yes.
This stuff? It will be useful for you. For your wife. You die.
Oh, my God. - May your wife die.
Why should my wife die? Get lost.
They didn't die either.
Vijay. - Yes, Father?
Where are you going all dressed up?
It is time for us to sit at the shop.
Father, I won't handle this business.
Then will your father sit here?
That's what I'm saying, Daddy. That father will sit here.
The son won't.
Is this a business? To sell the funeral items?
If you wanted me to do this, why did you educate me..
..and made me an engineer?
Cheer up, Son. This business has brought color to your cheeks..
..and you are abusing it?
This business can never die and death is the life of this business.
Lord Krishna ( Indian God) had told Arjun ( Mythological character)..
..about life in 'Ramayana' ( Indian epic ).
That life is a pleasant journey where no one knows..
..what will happen tomorrow.
You know it. Who else? Come on, give me Rs. 30.
Son, what do you know how much your father loves you?
But you don't care for me.
Dance, my darling, you will get money.
Where will you find such an adorer?
Who has said it?
The disciples had said this to Meneka ( Mythological character).
Well said. He is my father.
(Cycle bell rings)
Thief. Thief. Thief. Someone catch him.
That thief is running away with my purse.
Why are you shaking your hands in panic?
Vijay, the thief has run away with my purse.
He has run away with your purse? - Yes.
Which purse? - The white one.
The white one? Which I had given you?
Which daddy had given me. - How was it?
Just like this.
Vijay, it is my purse.
Listen, friend, her daddy had gifted it to her.
Please return it to her.
Hey? Don't you understand Hindi? Stop. Wait.
(Whistling)
Constable. - Yes?
The thief has snatched my purse.
He stole your purse? - Yes.
I'll catch him. - Here. This way.
This way? Wretched thief. - Yes.
Come on, give me the purse. Give me the purse.
Wretched thief.
Lower the dagger. Lower the dagger. - It's not mine. It's not mine.
The purse is in your hand. - I didn't steal it. I didn't steal it.
Come to the police station. - Then let's go to the police station.
Why are you threatening me? - Leave me.
Am I a thief? Come on, walk ahead. Go ahead.
Come on, hurry up.
Sir. Sir, I've caught the thief. I've caught the thief.
Are you crazy? I'm explaining to you since a while that I'm not a thief.
Firstly, you steal and on the top of it, you are threatening me?
You have the purse in your hand, don't you?
Oh, this purse? First the thief had stolen it.
Then the other thief snatched it from him.
Then I snatched it from him. Then?
You didn't snatch it, you stole it.
It means you are thief no. 3.
I didn't steal it. It is my purse.
It is a ladies purse. - Yes.
Now you will say the lady is yours, too.
She is definitely mine.
He is such a flirt, sir.
He says Mary, the purse and the lady belongs to him, too.
Do you understand him? - I don't understand anything.
I don't understand it either.
Snatch away his dagger. I'll put him behind bars.
Wait. Wait. Why are you putting him behind bars?
He is not a thief. He is my fiancé.
Did you hear? I am her fiancé.
And this purse belongs to me. - Yes.
If it is your purse, then why did he steal it?
And he also has a dagger in his hand.
Look, I'll tell you what happened.
I was standing there. The thief came and ran away with my purse.
Then the other thief came and stood beside me.
Then Vijay came and he ran away, too.
I didn't run. I was chasing the thief to get your purse.
Yes. First the thief ran away. Then Vijay ran away.
Then the constable ran away as well.
Why are you creating the dilemma of running away?
As it is, he couldn't understand anything. - Vijay, keep quiet.
I am explaining to him since a while.
He is hell bent on putting me behind bars. - Please, Vijay.
Shut up.
Is she your lady? - Yes.
Lady, is it your purse? - Yes, it is mine.
Now get out. - Go.
Thank you very much. - Go.
Take the dagger. - Keep it down.
Come on, let's go.
If you see their faces in the morning..
..your entire day is spoiled. - (Crying)
Oh, a ghost.
Constable. Constable. - What's wrong?
There is a ghost on the tree.
There is a ghost? My duty is not on this road..
..I am appointed on that road.
Please come. Come and check what's wrong.
What? - Yes.
I had warned you not to put a flower on the tree.
But I had put it up for decoration.
Decoration? A rose flower on a sacred fig tree? Idiot.
Oh, sorry. The constable is coming this way.
Please come. - Where?
The ghost was here.
Here? - Yes.
Oh, where is it?
(Laughs)
You adorn it. - Should I?
(Laughs)
No ghost. Go. - Thank you. (Laughs)
It's fine. She was saying that there is a ghost here.
Oh, my God.
A ghost.
(Imitating cat meows)
The cat salutes the dog.
Come to Rockan Road exactly at 10:00 am today.
Yes, I've understood. But what about the butter and cream?
You will get everything. Bring the bread.
(Laughs)
Shut up. - Sorry.
I will come just now.
(Gate creaks)
Inspector, the enemy is escaping. - Really?
Come on, follow him. - Follow him.
Hurry up. Taxi. - Taxi.
Taxi. - Taxi.
Hey, taxi driver. - Taxi.
Driver, follow that car. - Driver, follow him.
All right, sir. (Screams) - Follow him.
Oh, my God. Ghost. Ghost.
Hey, what are you doing? - Oh, God. (Screams)
Ghost. Ghost.
Driver, don't go. Driver, don't go. - Ghost.
(Imitating cat meows)
(Chuckles)
(Imitating cat meows)
The cat salutes the dog.
The dog salutes the cat.
The map? - I've brought it.
Check it.
Excellent.
But it is the question of satisfying my hunger.
Eat the bread. Count it.
I trust you.
No. - Yes.
(Imitating cat meows)
(Sighs)
Inspector Giri Haridhara.
Yes, Inspector Hari Haridhara.
It is very shameful for us.
We are following that brigadier since three months..
.. but we have been unable to catch him yet.
Yes. But, Inspector Hari Haridhara, what proof do we have..
..that this brigadier is selling the secrets of our country..
..to the enemy countries?
We will get the evidence if we're able to catch him red-handed.
But he is giving us the slip since three months.
Why shouldn't we enter his bungalow and catch him?
Idiot, first we want the evidence.
Secondly, we can't go before him.
He knows us. He recognizes us.
If we go before him, then everything will be ruined.
All our efforts will go waste.
Oh, then what should we do?
Then what?
I've thought of a new idea for it. - What?
We'll follow his daughter.
It is possible that we may get some clues from her.
Yes. Good idea. - Thank you.
Show me the slides. - Yes.
(Projector slide change clicks)
Sri Devi? - No.
(Projector slide change clicks)
Radha? - No.
(Projector slide change clicks)
She is Roma.
(Music)
"You come and leave with a chime, giving me a glimpse."
"I am thirsty. You are a cloud."
"Come and quench my thirst."
"Come here."
"Fair lass, come here."
"Come here."
"Fair lass, come here."
"Why do you give me such alluring glances?"
"What is our relationship? Get out of my way."
"Go away."
"Lad, go away."
"Go. Go away."
"Lad, go away. "
(Music)
"There are buds in the gardens."
"Fragrance in the buds. Your youth is full of fragrance."
"There are buds in the gardens."
"Fragrance in the buds. Your youth is full of fragrance."
"Crazy beloved, don't follow me."
"Don't tell me a fake story."
"You are a branch full of flowers."
"Don't pierce the thorns in my heart."
"Come here."
"Fair lass, come here."
"Go away."
"Lad, go away."
(Music)
"Don't hold my wrist like this."
"The world will watch, I'll be put to shame."
"Don't hold my wrist like this."
"The world will watch, I'll be put to shame."
"I can't bear this distance."
"Your separation won't let me survive."
"Oh, crazy beloved. - Yes."
"My heart knows. - Yes."
"Oh, crazy beloved, my heart knows your intentions."
"Go away."
"Lad, go away."
"Come here."
"Fair lass, come here."
(Music)
"There is shell in the sea. A pearl in the shell."
"Your body is like a pearl."
"There is shell in the sea. A pearl in the shell."
"Your body is like a pearl."
"Why has a pain aroused in your heart.."
"..on seeing my fair body?"
"After coming close to my heart, after stealing my heart."
"Don't make me so desperate."
"Come here."
"Fair lass, come here."
"Go away."
"Lad, go away."
"Come here."
"Go away."
(Music)
(Humming)
Roma. Roma.
Roma. - Yes, Daddy?
You are lying on the carpet, with a rose flower in your hand..
..and humming a song, it proves that you are in love.
No, Daddy. It is not so.
It is so. Who is he? What is his name?
Tell me. Why are you panicking?
When I had fallen in love with your mother..
Well. Forget it. Who is he? What is his name?
Vijay. - Where is he? Tell me?
I want to meet him.
Okay, Daddy. I'll introduce him to you.
Soon. - Yes.
"Darling, I'll get out of your way."
"I go under a train.."
(Grunting)
Spit. Spit.
Why? What's your problem?
Mosquito bite?
(Grunting) - (Laughs)
I can do this dance, too.
I've seen it twelve times. 'Enter The Dragon'.
(Grunts)
Get it?
We had been ordered to attack right at 6:30.
Alpha Bravo Charlie 1. Order. Attack.
Attack. We heard the sound of fire from the front.
(Imitating rapid gunfire)
We fired with our machine guns.
(Imitating rapid gunfire)
After that, I saw the air-force. The aero-planes were landing.
(Imitating rapid gunfire)
After that, I saw a man sitting in front.
I picked up my gun, aimed it at him and fired.
(Imitates gunshot)
Oh, my God.
Hey, what's wrong?
Sir, I think China has attacked again. - Oh, China?
I think my Kung-fu master has come.
Kung-fu? - Yes. Come. Come.
Help. - Hey?
Yes, come. How are you? - Fine.
Go and bring milk for sir.
Yes, serve him milk.
My tooth is broken and I should serve him milk, too.
He will thrash me more after drinking the milk.
He is Bruce Lee's far-off relative. Chus Lee.
Who? - Yes, Chus Lee.
Chus Lee.
It's fine.
(Groans)
Have milk.
(Humming)
But, Daddy, why have you called him here?
I've called him here because he is the most dangerous..
..Kung-fu master of this city. Understood?
I want to show him that my son-in-law is no less.
You call Vijay here tomorrow itself.
And tell him to fight with this demon.
He should change Chus Lee to Moos-Lee. - Okay.
Then I'll see whether my son-in-law is worthy or worthless.
Yes, Daddy.
(Laughs)
Roma, why don't you tell me frankly that your daddy..
..wants me to die?
He wants to kill me.
You had told me yesterday that you can give up your life for me.
You can get the stars from the sky.
A man talks lot of nonsense in love.
Is all of it true?
Can anyone get the stars from the sky?
It means your love is fake.
You are too much. I can love you only if I am alive.
And that Kung-fu master will kill me.
Just make one attempt, Vijay.
Defeat him just once.
This means you want to kill me, too.
No, Vijay, I want to marry you.
Why me? Marry that wretched Kung-fu master after I die.
Oh, come on, Vijay.
What not people do in love and you can't do this much for me?
You are under the oath of my love.
It is impossible. It is impossible. I can't fight with him.
You will fight. You will definitely fight.
You will not only fight, but defeat him, too.
How will I defeat him? Is it so easy?
How will I defeat him? - Listen, I'll tell you.
Look, if anything goes wrong, I'll definitely die.
It is my work to placate Navratan.
Come on.
Oh God!
Inspector Giri Haridhara.
Yes, Inspector Hari Haridhara.
Did you understand anything? - Of course.
It means we will have to play some new drama.
And the name of that drama will be blackmail.
(Laughs)
I see. You mean the black market. - Yes. (Laughs)
Hey, the constable.
(Whistling)
Hey? There is a ghost here, too. Run.
I can't find the sugar jar. Have you seen it anywhere?
(Crying)
She sells really stale fish. She sells really stale fish.
I have scolded her a lot.
I scolded her so much that I burst into tears, too.
But why are you so panicky? I didn't see anything.
What are you saying? You didn't see anything?
Yes, I didn't see anything.
You didn't see anything? - Yes, I didn't see anything. (Laughs)
Good. I am saved. - Yes.
Okay, Navratan. - Yes?
You will have to do a favor for me.
Will you do it? - No.
What? - I'll do it.
Listen.. - What are you saying?
You are saying it, but I'll have to do it.
If brigadier sir comes to know, he will fire me.
If daddy had seen the fish you were frying just now..
..he would have shot you.
(Chuckles) But he had not seen it.
(Laughs)
Navratan, I have seen everything.
What are you saying?
Look, please save my life. I won't leave your feet.
Navratan. - I won't leave them.
What about my work?
Your work will be done, but I won't leave your feet.
Okay, leave my feet. - No, I won't leave them.
Okay, don't leave them. - I won't.
The more tax you pay, he lesser water supply you get.
Did it come? - No.
How much more should I try to open it? - A little more.
I can't open it anymore. - Let it be. I'll manage with it.
Hey? You have uprooted the flower. Who are you?
Gardener, call your master. - What?
Call your master. Call your master. - What?
Why are you stammering? Are you deaf? Call your master.
What if I say that I am the master?
(Chuckles)
I'll tell sir and get you fired. - Hey, you..
Vijay, it's him.
Yes, he is here. I am saying the same.
But he is not calling your daddy.
Vijay, he is daddy. - Daddy? Oh, Daddy. Daddy.
Daddy, please forgive me. I am sorry.
I didn't recognize you. I am sorry. I am sorry.
Daddy, he is Vijay. - Vijay, he is my daddy.
Hello. - Hello.
I think you master the art of Kung-fu karate.
I am an expert.
From whom did you learn it? - From Roma.
What? - I mean from Romanchi. Romanchi.
Yes, he is a Chinese.
Yes. His eyes are like this, too. - Yes. All right.
My black-belt is about to come now.
Come on, let's wait for him. Come. - All right.
What if my enthusiasm cools down by then?
No, we will keep it boiling. Come.
Please come. - Where is your black-belt?
He is about to come. He'll come just now. - Call him soon.
He is ready. - Yes, Daddy.
(Screams)
Help. He has come. He has come.
He has come. - He has come?
Yes, he is his son.
His father Guth Lee was faster than him.
(Glass thud)
(Gibberish)
Good morning.
Not good morning. He is saying that he wants milk.
Navratan. - Yes, sir?
Please bring.. I mean bring milk for him.
I'll bring it right away.
Vijay, he is Chus Lee, son of Guth Lee.
And he is Vijay.
(Gibberish)
Yes, he is saying that he will kill you. Yes.
Navratan, come quickly.
Will you start the competition now or later?
After drinking the milk. - Oh, after drinking the milk.
(Laughs)
The fun will begin now.
(Laughs)
(Gibberish)
(Laughs)
Navratan is making your arrangements.
(Applauding)
Now I'll come to know whether your choice is worthy or worthless.
Navratan, hurry up.
The competition has to begin.
Why are you falling? You have to drink it. Hey, idiot.
Your milk will be brought just now. Drink it properly.
After that, I'll thrash you. Do you know Hindi?
Good. I'll make mincemeat of you. I'll make cutlets of you.
Come here. Give it to him quickly. Give him the milk.
What will happen to you after you are thrashed up?
Take it, Brother.
Give it to him.
Done? Come on.
Oh, my God. I think he forgot.
I think father will take my measurement.
From where have you come?
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
So he knows Kung-fu? He knows Karate?
Hey, Brother, stop. Brother, Indians and Chinese are brothers.
Time, please. Time, please. It really hurts. It really hurts.
What's wrong with him? Don't kick me. Don't kick me.
Don't kick me. What has happened to him?
Help.
Will he bite me?
I think the drug is showing it's effect on brother China.
Is he intoxicated? Come on. Come on.
Chinese guy, hit me.
Take this. And this. Take some more. Take some more.
Wretched guy, I'll show you.
Come on, Vijay.
Roma. Roma, live long.
Well done, Vijay.
May your daddy live long, too.
Navratan, live long as well. Me, too..
Be careful.
Cheers to me, too.
Well done. Come, Son.
Son, you are really made of iron. - Yes.
I accept you.
Come and hug me, Son.
My son.
Vijay, daddy is not here, but there. - Come, Son.
Come.
Chus Lee?
The bus fell in a pit. 15 persons have died. Thank God.
(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Look, it's me speaking.
You always tell me that I don't know how to cook food.
I have prepared chicken today.
Really? Chicken?
And listen, there is no one at home.
I am alone. Come soon.
Who is speaking?
Don't you recognize my voice?
It's me, Roma.
Roma? Speak up, Roma. Hello? What is your address?
What? Who is speaking?
Father, fire. Douse the fire, Father. Douse the fire, Father.
Extinguish it quickly. I'll die. - I am coming.
Who? - It's me speaking. - Hurry up. I am dead. Save me.
Oh, God. Come on, extinguish the fire.
What are you doing? I'll die. Pour some water.
Rastogi. - Yes?
How is your wife now?
She may die tomorrow, today or right now.
God willing, she'll die soon.
(Music)
"Return home early every evening, beloved."
"Don't get trapped in any work."
"I'll cook your favorite dish."
"I'll cook chicken for you."
"I'll cook your favorite dish."
"I'll cook chicken for you."
"Cock-a-doodle-doo."
(Music)
"Promise to take me to watch movies."
"Won't you take me for an outing?"
"You will have a holiday on every Sunday."
"Won't you celebrate? Won't you celebrate?"
"I'll decorate the bed with chosen flowers."
"I'll cook chicken for you."
"Never give any fake excuses."
"Never fall in love with any other woman."
"Don't hurt my heart which is full of desires."
"Don't hurt my heart. Don't hurt my heart."
"I'll tolerate all your tantrums."
"I'll cook chicken for you."
"Cock-a-doodle-doo."
Father, you are roaming in an underwear and a vest during the day?
So many passers-by can see it. It looks so bad.
It looks bad? And do these red lipstick marks suit your cheek?
You don't care for my respect at all?
Instead of flirting, it's better to bring a daughter-in-law to our house.
Hey, who is Roma?
Roma? There is no Roma.
Son, you are fooling me?
Listen. Go and tell her father to come home..
..and talk about your marriage with me.
I am the boy's father after all, not a vest seller.
You are the boy's father, but he resides in a royal palace.
Will he come to this place where funeral items are sold..
..and the people roam half clad?
He will never come.
Don't come. I will go there. I don't care for my respect.
I do care for it.
I will give him respect.
I am the girl's father. I'll have to go to him.
What if I am rich?
But, Daddy, his father doesn't stay here.
Then where does he stay? - Buckingham palace.
Buckingham? In London?
In London? Yes, Daddy, in London.
In London? Hey, London is not on the moon.
I will go there. You give me his address.
But, Daddy, I don't know the address.
Then find it out. - Yes, I'll find it out.
Yes, find it out. - Find it out, Daddy.
Find out the address and I'll reach there.
He stays at the Buckingham palace?
You are too much. You talk whatever comes to your mind.
Then what else I would have done? - What you would have done?
If your daddy comes to know that my father sells..
..funeral items wearing undergarments..
..at shop no. 3 in Dongri, then he will shoot our entire family.
I don't know anything.
I said what I had to.
Now you will have to do some drama. - I'll have to do a drama?
If I was supposed to do a drama, you should have..
..informed me before hand about what you are going to do.
At least you should have called up and consulted me.
Do you find it so difficult to make a call?
Inspector Hari Haridhara. - Yes, sir?
Let's go. Okay?
(Screams)
Idiot.
Vijay, daddy must be coming. - So soon?
Vijay, why are you so nervous?
Sit proudly. You are the boy's father.
Can a goat sit proudly in a lion's cage?
What nonsense are you talking early in the morning?
I'm going to call daddy.
Why are you leaving me alone?
Vijay, will it look good if I'm sitting here with you?
I'll send chilled sherbet for you.
Look, don't be nervous. I am going.
Send the sherbet quickly. With a dash of ice.
Navratan. - Yes, sir.
How many are they? - Only one, sir.
And sherbet? - Two glasses, sir.
I see. One man and two glasses of sherbet.
It is not fair. - Yes, sir.
Yes. It's fine now.
One man and one glass of sherbet. Only one.
Now I'll turn this tray.
Now which glass contains the sherbet, I don't know anything.
I am loyal to sir. You drink the sherbet.
He is done for. I'll have to do something.
Hello. - Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Have a seat. - Thanks.
Please sit.
I am very glad to meet you. You, too?
Yes. Me, too. Me, too.
No, I think you are not very happy to meet me.
I am very glad. Very glad.
Very glad? - Very glad.
You are my son-in-law's father, right? - Me? I am.. Yes.
Yes, I am his father.
Why do you seem so nervous?
Actually.. the weather is bad. - Yes.
So you are feeling unwell, too. - Yes, I am feeling unwell.
You feel unwell. - Yes, you know it.
It seems worse, too. - Yes, it is worse today.
Yes. You stay in London, right?
I stay at Dongri lane.. Yes, Dongri Lane.. London.
I stay in London.
Where is Dongri Lane in London?
Where is the bathroom? - My bath.. My bathroom?
I have to go, it's an emergency.
Yes. Go straight from here and take a left. - Really?
There is a door on the right, go there.
Thanks. - It's okay.
I feel like visiting the bathroom on seeing your gun.
You are fleeing? - Yes, I am fleeing, Brother.
I knew you will run away. - Really?
Where are you going? - I'm going home.
Vijay, what's wrong?
Roma, if I knew that your father roams around with such a big gun..
..I'd have never fallen in love with you.
Please forgive me. I am sorry.
What are you doing? What a strange man you are!
You are getting so scared inspite of being a man.
Yes, I am very scared.
But why? - For the sake of my life.
Then drink this. - What is this?
The medicine of manliness and courage.
Even a coward becomes brave.
Does her father drink this? - Yes, drink it. Drink it.
Then give me. - Here.
Here.
Excuse me. Will you please shift there? - Pardon?
I'll find it easier to spread my legs. - Sure.
Sit. - Please sit. Please sit.
Now ask what you want to ask. - Well, I..
What will you ask? I'll ask you.
Do you feel the sun at home, too? - Sun?
Then why are you wearing this cap? - Sorry. (Chuckles)
Yes. - I've got used to it.
Keep your gun there, too.
Yes, keep it there. That's it.
Have you seen that of our Lizy? - See what of Lizy?
Our Elizabeth, the queen of London.
Queen Elizabeth? - Yes.
Queen Elizabeth. - She is my childhood friend.
I see. - Have you seen her Buckingham Palace?
No, I haven't.
Yes. Your house is very small compared to it.
It is like a hut. - Yes. Yes, it's small.
It is very small. - Yes.
And her daughter-in-law Rehana.
Rehana? No, lady Diana.
Yes, I lovingly call her Rehana. - Rehana. I see.
What should I hide from you now? Her child, you know.. - Yes?
He resembles me a lot.
His hair is white, too?
Yes. No, they are golden now. - Really?
They will turn white in the future. - I see. I see.
And he loves me very much. - Really?
He doesn't drink milk till I don't tell him a story. - I see.
But why are you crying?
I remembered my Rehana's child.
I wonder how he must be going to sleep hungry..
..without hearing my story. - Yes.
What do you do with lady Diana?
Yes, her bodyguard. Bodyguard. - Right. Bodyguard.
Yes, bodyguard. - Your English is good.
Yes. - But your house is very small.
Yes. - Well..
Well, forget it now. Forget Rehana's child. - All right.
You just tell me, how do you like my daughter..
.. in the form of your daughter-in-law?
Your daughter is a top item. - What?
I mean she is a very decent and beautiful girl. - Yes.
And I'm doing all this for her sake. - Yes.
I wanted to ask you.. - Yes?
You know that she is my only daughter. - Yes.
I really love her. - Very good.
I can't separate her from myself. - Oh, I see.
So will your son live with me as my son-in-law?
He will definitely stay. He will definitely stay here.
Though your house is very small, he will surely stay here.
In fact, I would have stayed here as your live-in brother-in-law as well..
.. but Rehana's child doesn't drink milk..
..without hearing a story from me. - Yes.
But you will attend the wedding, won't you?
Of course. I'll definitely attend it.
I'll definitely come. And he'll come, too.
My son.. what is his name? - Vijay. Vijay.
Yes, he will come, too.
So shall I consider the alliance fixed?
Yes. Definitely. It is definitely fixed. Wear your cap now.
Okay. All right.
By the way, your house is very small.
How do I look?
You are fine, but your poor house is small. - It's small.
Oh, Kandharam. - Catch him.
Wait.
Hurry up. Hurry up. Catch him.
Idiot. - Shut up.
Please attend the wedding. - Sure.
Hello. - Hello.
Hello. Daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law, please give me the towel.
Daughter-in-law? Who are you?
I am your would-be brother-in-law. Vijay's father.
Vijay's father? Vijay's father is sitting before me..
..so where did the other father come from?
I have come from the shop.
Look, this is the result of living in a small house.
Anyone barges in unclad.
What do you mean by unclad?
I had worn my clothes, but they came off on the way.
Who is he? - He..
I am Vijay's father. - He is Vijay's father.
Vijay's father? Then whose father am I?
You must know it.
I'll tell you who you are. - Yes.
You have come from the asylum. You are mad.
I am mad? - Yes.
You are mad. Your father is mad. Your family is mad.
Shall I shoot you?
Please sit. Let's talk about dowry. Please sit.
Now a man in his underwear will talk with you about dowry?
I am going.
Wait, you don't go. - Thanks.
You may go.
I won't go.
You won't go? - No.
Then I'll shoot you.
I'll see you..
I won't let this wedding take place.
How you won't let it take place?
I will cancel it. - I'll shoot you.
I will never let it happen. I won't let it happen.
I am sorry. Wonder what type of people enter my house.
That underwear with a lining..
I won't let this wedding take place. - Out.
I will see you. - Hey, my towel.
I won't let this wedding take place.
I will cancel this wedding.
If you are a brigadier, I know the fire brigade, too.
I'll call them and wash you away.
This is my towel.
I'll wash the towel, too.
What do you think of me?
I will go to the washerman.
Hello.
Excellent. - (Camera clicks)
Who are you? - Quiet.
What is going on? - Yes. Ready. - (Camera clicks)
Leave my hands.
One more, please. - (Camera clicks)
What is this joke? Who are you two?
(Laughs)
Your father.
What do you mean?
When you can become your father.. - (Laughs)
So can't we become your father?
Come with us quietly.
Where are you taking me?
Come with us quietly.
Otherwise we'll even remove your clothes like..
..this beard and moustache.
No, no, not my clothes. Where are you taking me?
Your would-be father-in-law is a big cheat and a traitor.
Do you know this?
- Yes.
Then why are you asking me?
To increase your general knowledge.
We also know that you have just met your..
..would-be father-in-law in disguise of your own father.
You know this. You know that. You know everything.
You have a lot of information. - Yes.
Then there is no problem. - Yes.
Goodbye. I am going. - Bye.
Sit down. Sit down.
We know everything, but perhaps you don't know..
..that your photographs which we have clicked..
.. if we send them to brigadier..
..he will think of you as a fraud and shoot you.
(Laughs)
But you both won't give those photographs to the brigadier.
You are decent men. Why would you do this?
You will never do this. - Yes.
You can stop us if you want.
I really want you to stop.
But what do you want in return of it?
Inspector. - We are the secret CBI officers.
We can't catch him red-handed, so we want you to do this for us.
Why me?
Because you are going to become his son-in-law soon.
Live-in son-in-law.
Live-in son-in-law? No. No. - Yes. Yes.
Yes, a live-in son-in-law.
No one will ever doubt you.
And you'll be able to follow him easily.
You can find out where the brigadier goes..
..whom he meets, what he does..
I beg of you. I can't do this work. I can never do this.
You will definitely do this.
Otherwise these photographs.. - No, no.
Don't post these photographs, for God's sake.
Please don't post them.
I'll do as you say. I'll definitely do that.. - (Laughs)
How will I do it?
If my real father comes to know about this entire matter..
.. neither can I become the brigadier's son-in-law..
..nor your secret scheme will succeed.
The entire plan will flop. Finished.
(Laughs)
It is not a joke.
Don't worry about it.
We will take care of your father.
Hail God. What's happening?
There is no news of anyone's death in the newspaper.
What will happen to the population of this country?
Everyone you see is going on being alive.
No one dies at all.
Hello, Mr. Kandharam. Congratulations.
Congratulations? About what?
You have become the brother-in-law of such a rich man..
..and you are asking me instead?
What are you saying, Rastogi?
Have you gone crazy?
Crazy? Am I crazy? I find you crazy.
Your son is getting married there..
..and here you've opened your shop selling funeral items?
Vijay's wedding?
Yes. Look at the wedding card.
Am I lying to you?
It is clearly written in it that your son Vijay's wedding..
..is being solemnized with brigadier's daughter Roma..
..at Hotel Parklane.
I am going there.
Don't call me Kandharam if I don't ruin this wedding party.
Inspector Giri Haridhara.
Yes, Inspector Hari Haridhara.
He has come to know about the wedding.
Yes. Our entire plan can flop. - Yes.
Hey? What's up?
What happened?
(Thud)
Hey, is it Dara Singh's gymnasium?
How much for this bamboo?
The shop is closed today.
We don't want the shop, but the bamboo.
Will you go or shall I thrash you? Get lost.
Run!
What will we do now?
(Door creaks)
Come on. - Lock it.
(Latch creaks)
Now let's see where he runs. - Quiet. (Shushing)
(Keys jangle)
Didn't you hear that the shop is closed today?
Quite.
Quiet. - Quiet.
They are mad.
Idiot.
Vijay and Roma.
This wedding won't take place.
Hello.
Country first.
Oh, he has started doing the 'Bhangra' ( Indian dance ).
Oh, my God. Has my son already got married?
Wait, I am his father.
He is not your father. It is too much.
I won't let this wedding take place.
I will cancel this wedding.
(Thud)
Help. Someone help me.
Sir, you have fallen in water.
Idiot, then has your father fallen in it?
Oh, I am very sorry, sir.
Sir, have you come to attend the wedding, too?
Idiot, it is my son's wedding.
Oh, sir, do one thing. - Yes?
You come to my room and change your clothes.
Okay.
Do you have your room here? - Yes, sir.
Come on, take me there. - Come on, sir.
Yes. Hurry up.
Listen. - Yes, sir?
Will you serve me a little brandy? - Yes, sir.
Very good. Pick me up.
From this side, sir. - Oh, yes.
Sir, get it pressed and bring it quickly. - Yes, sir.
Otherwise the wedding will take place. - Yes, sir.
It will be better. - (Laughs)
(Groans)
Sorry, sir. - Idiot.
(Door locking)
(Whistling)
Sir. - Yes?
Sir, it is my tray.
(Slaps)
Sir. - Idiot.
(Crying)
No. Vijay first.
(Whistling) - (Door knocks)
(Whistling)
Open it. Hurry up. Open it. - (Whistling)
(Whistling)
What's wrong, sir? - Get lost.
Sir.
Wretched fellow had locked me inside.
Where is the wedding taking place? - In the garden, sir.
Sir, this is our towel.
Shut up.
Sir, the auspicious hour is passing away.
All right. I know. You go.
Why hasn't he turned up yet?
Son, listen. - Yes?
Why hasn't your father turned up yet?
He must be on his way.
The auspicious hour of the wedding is passing away.
I'll do one thing. I'll go and bring him.
How will you go? You are the groom.
He must be in the hotel room and he is very stubborn.
He won't come if I don't go.
Yes. He will have to go. - Yes.
Don't worry. I am here. I'll handle it.
What will you handle? He is the groom.
How will you manage?
I have this gun. - Oh, yes. You have this. You have this.
So shall I go?
You may go. - Thanks.
The brigadier wants to meet my father.
And your real father has come here.
Oh, where is he?
We have locked him in the room.
Then it is time for me to become my father.
All right. We'll use formula 85. - Okay.
Sir, where were you? You took so long.
Actually I have to face so many difficulties.
I had to change my clothes many times.
Change your clothes?
I mean it is too hot in your country. - Yes.
So they get spoiled due to perspiration. - All right.
Okay, let's go. - Yes, let's go.
Please come. Hurry up. - Please come. Let's go.
Be careful. Take care. - Let's go.
Watch your steps on the carpet. - Come on, Son.
Go ahead. Go. Sit quietly. Okay? - Yes, Daddy.
Don't harass the bride.
Why would he harass her?
Wait. - Oh, God.
Wait. This wedding can't take place.
You are trapping my son by deceiving him?
Hey, you have come again? That, too, unclad?
Get lost or I'll shoot you.
Whether you shoot me or fire me..
.. my son is getting married and I should stay out?
My name is Kandharam.
Whether your name is Kandharam or Nangaram..
..get lost from here.
Scram. Get lost.
This is not your, but his son's wedding. - Of course.
His son's wedding? - Yes.
Oh, I've seen you before.
Will you get lost or shall I shoot you?
Look, you always barge in unclad and harass the people.
Do one thing. See the groom's face and decide..
..whether he is your son or not. That's it. - Right.
You are right. I'll take a look right away. - Yes.
How did this old man come out of the room?
Am I your son? - No.
Then why are you needlessly creating this commotion?
Idiot.
It is too much. How did it happen?
This idiot is not my son.
(Laughs)
Are you satisfied now? - Yes.
Do you believe now that he is not your son?
Yes. - Come on, get lost from here now..
..otherwise I'll shoot you at such a place..
Where will you shoot me?
That you will keep clapping for a lifetime.
Come on, get lost from here now. - Have you seen my son?
Handle your towel. - Shut up.
He is crazy. A little silly.
My son has to go somewhere.
Go somewhere? Leaving the wedding incomplete? Right now?
He has some urgent work.
What's the problem, Son?
(Laughs)
Yes, it will be a bad omen if he relieves himself here.
Yes, you go. Go straight, take a right turn..
..then go on the right on the left hand.
Very simple. - Yes.
Come on, Vijay, you shouldn't delay this work.
We had a narrow escape.
Remove the wedding suit immediately..
..the auspicious hour is passing away. - Okay.
(Whistling)
Sir. Sir, this is our towel. - Get lost.
Sir. Sir, this is our towel.
Sir. Sir. - Your towel? Is it your father's?
Sir.
Sir, you have taken a very long time.
Yes, come on, let's get married. - We will get married?
I mean solemnize our wedding. Solemnize our wedding.
Yes. Come on, son, please sit.
Come on. - You sit, Son.
Will the priest's mood get spoiled?
Hurry up, Son, the time is passing away.
The priest must be fed up, too.
How are you, priest?
How are you?
(Door Bell ring)
Madam, we are electricians. There is a short circuit in your house.
Yes, there is a danger of your house catching fire.
There is leakage at some place.
I got an emergency phone call. Did you call me?
No, I didn't call you.
You are very careless. Your house will definitely catch fire.
Oh, then you please check it.
Okay. Inspector.
Oh, how dumb!
Listen.
Bijlani. - Electrician.
There is something wrong in this room.
(Knocking)
I understood the moment I stepped in.
There is electricity here, but there is no power in it. It's sleeping.
Hey. Why is your servant sleeping on the bed?
He is not my servant, he is my husband.
Oh, no, you married a servant? - Shut up.
You fool. - What did you say?
Not you, madam, I am saying it to Bijlani.
Please go and get chilled water for us.
Hey, you fool. I don't want water..
..I want some tea.
Oh, yes. Yes. - Okay, I'll get it.
How much sugar? - Well.. Four spoons.
Has she left? - Yes.
Hey, you are sleeping here peacefully..
..you have ruined our sleep.
Come on, wake up.
Hey. Wake up.
This is not the right way. We'll have to give him a shock.
That, too, of 440 volts.
My chance. My turn. - Okay.
(Laughs)
Hey, what are you doing?
Who is it? - (Screams)
What are they doing here? - He is an electrician.
No they are not electricians.
He is that.. useless one.. and he is that scoundrel.. shameless..
They.. They are the ones who are after my life.
Do electricians look like them? - What are you saying?
Look.. at him. He is behaving so weird.
Look. Look at him.. Look, he is dancing.
See.. See, see. They are after me.
They follow me everywhere.
They are also after your daddy.
They tell me to follow your daddy.
To find out what your daddy eats, what he drinks..
..whom your daddy meets, whom he doesn't meet..
..where your daddy goes, where he doesn't go..
..whom he sleeps with, whom he wakes up with..
Hey, shut up. - Where he..
Bijlani. - Yes, yes electrician.
He's not in his senses. - Yes.
Exit. - Exit.
You fool. - Yes.
Not from there, from here.
What are you doing?
It's your birthday today, so I am wishing you.
Wish me after reaching the picnic cottage, right?
I'll wish you in such a way at the picnic cottage..
..that you won't forget it for a long time.
Look, Vijay, don't disturb me.
Let me keep these clothes in the bag.
Roma, who will be wearing so many clothes?
Why? Won't we go out for an outing?
Yes, we'll go out, but only in the room.
You wish me. Then I'll wish you. - Okay.
Then again you wish me and I'll wish you again.
And two days will get over in wishing each other.
They will get over. - And by the way..
..I have given your bag to Navratan.
Oh, no. Navratan.
Navratan cannot help us in this situation.
Please, Vijay. - Please, Roma.
Hello, yes, I have got the bag. I'll bring it immediately.
Deewan Hotel. Room no? - 125.
125. I'll be right there soon.
Why do they fix wheels on a suitcase?
There it goes off.
Oh, no.
I am feeling scared. - Why?
Whenever you become romantic..
..something or the other goes wrong.
Roma, I..
Shall I keep this suitcase in the car?
Or would like to sit and go on this?
You.. You go away from here. - Why?
Go quickly. Go.
Are you planning the picnic over here itself?.
Go.
What is this, Vijay?
This looks like a magical box.
They turn into chocolates if you keep clothes in it.
No, Vijay, I am sure daddy must have gifted this.
He knows that I am very fond of sweets.
You are fond of them, but can I eat them? - Yes.
Thank you. - (Laughs)
There's something wrong.
(Laughs)
The chocolates are not good.
(Music)
"What did I take?"
"What did you give me?"
"What did you take?"
"What did I give you?"
"I am unaware, so are you, my beloved."
"God knows what happened. '
"We are intoxicated."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
(Music)
"The world seems to be upside down."
"I haven't come across such a scene."
"Why am I feeling drowsy?"
"I am feeling so romantic."
"Take hold of me, embrace me, my beloved."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
(Music)
"My lips are burning and my body needs your touch."
"There is a sweet desire for you."
"What is happening to me?"
"I am crazy for you."
"Your touch has made me crazy for you, my beloved."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
"What did I take?"
"What did you give me?"
"What did you take? - What did I take?"
"What did I give you?"
"I am unaware, so are you, my beloved."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
"God knows what happened."
"We are intoxicated."
"We are highly intoxicated."
Sir, it's already very late. Take your packet..
..and give me mine.
That's good. Number three? - Yes, sir.
Open the bag and count the cash.
One loincloth. Night gown. One dress.
Brigadier. - One banana.
Am I going to wear all this?
One sweet lime.
Where are my drugged chocolates?
I am also wondering the same.
Where are the drugged chocolates?
Think. - No, I don't have a clue.
You don't know. - No, I don't.
Boss number one and number two are waiting for you.
Attention. Boss number one is arriving.
Is arriving. Is arriving.
(Coughs)
Good evening, sir. - Shut up.
I had told you to get the maps of the atomic plants..
..and military positions..
Why is the brigadier being unable to give us the same?
The brigadier wants to meet you personally for that.
Shut up.
(Coughs)
Shut up. No one has dared to meet me till now.
I'll tell him that you don't want to meet him.
Shut up. I'll meet him. I'll definitely meet him.
I will meet him. Will definitely meet him.
And do tell him that if he..
Idiot.
..tries to act smart..
..I'll give him such a big shock that..
..he'll be completely doomed.
(Laughs)
(Coughs)
Isn't it good that I got the tickets booked, Vijay?
If I had relied on you, it wouldn't be possible at all.
When will your Navratan come to our use then?
Vijay, this flower is so nice. I want it.
No, no, this garden belongs to that crazy Mr. Pestonji.
He'll leave his dogs after us if he sees us plucking the flower.
Please, Vijay, pluck that flower for me.
Roma, that.. Okay, do one thing. You go and hide over there.
Yes. Alright. - But hide properly.
I'll pluck it quickly. Quietly, alright.
Come quickly.
Oh, God. What are you both doing here in this get-up?
This flower was planted by us.
We had planted this flower.
Come along with us, there is some very urgent work for you.
There is nothing urgent.
Right now, I am with my wife and we are going to watch a movie.
You want to watch a movie? Look at this. - Yes.
Oh, no. From where did you get this?
If you don't come with us, we'll paste the enlargements..
..of these pictures all over the town.
What a mess! Come on, come.
Vijay. Vijay. Where has he disappeared?
Why did you bring me here in the centre of the road?
Do you want to kill me?
We have a master plan in our mind.
Listen, the brigadier's car will come from there now..
..we'll stop the car and you sit in the car's dickey..
..waiting on the road and follow the brigadier. Do you understand?
By sitting in the dickey? - Yes.
But how will you stop the car?
(Laughs)
Yes. The car has come. - (Car approaching)
Stop. Stop the taxi. Stop. - (Brakes squeal)
Hey, move. - Please listen to me.
Please help the blind.
What happened, mister?
My wife ran away with all the belongings from the house..
..with our neighbor.
Oh, no. - Come on, move. Move, mister. Move.
Don't say this, mister. Don't be so heartless.
Instead of helping him, you are abusing him.
Come on, tell me. Tell me further.
I have six kids. Two ran away to Mumbai to became actors.
See? This man is in such deep trouble.
And I have four young daughters in the house.
Four. - Four.
We also have four young boys in the house, right?
Okay, are they educated? - Yes, yes.
Are they married? - No.
So their alliance is fixed with them.
Idiots.
Yes, it's a deal, mister.
(Laughs)
I'll take another taxi.
Go, go.. Go.
Hey, he is going.
Hey, the bird is flying away.
Which bird? The bird is flying away. - What happened?
Inspector.
There. Stupid.
Baba.. black sheep have you any wool?
Move on. Move on.
Take me there. - (Whistle blowing)
Okay. - Hey, stop the car.
Stop the car. Don't move at all.
Stop the car over there.
Stop the car. Stop the car.
Constable, can't you see I have stopped the car?
Yes. - What's the matter?
There is a road block. Get down. Get down.
Get down. What's your name?
What is your name? - Ibrahim Khan.
Ibrahim. Sir, he is a smuggler. He is a smuggler, sir.
Are you a smuggler? - No, I am a film producer.
It's one and the same, buddy. Both are cheaters.
Open the bag. - Sir, which film are you producing?
Shut-up. - The name is Shut-up.
Who is the villain in that film? What is the name of the heroine?
There is nothing in it, sir.
There are only clothes and that, too, Indian.
Okay, check the dickey.
Hold him. I'll check the dickey.
Why do you want to check the dickey? It has my clothes in it.
Sir, my clothes are lying in the dickey.
Sir. Sir, there is a dead body in this like we see in the movies.
Why do you scream all the time? Why are you screaming?
You. You pickpocket. What were doing inside?
Were you trying to steal the tyre? - My fare?
Is there any rule that anyone cannot sit in the dickey?
But you can give me my fare.
You shut-up. You don't try to teach me law.
Don't try to teach me law.
Tell me frankly, what were you doing in the dickey?
What were you doing inside? - I.. I.. I was sleeping.
Oh, no. He's gone mad. Was sleeping.
Sir, my fare. - You keep quiet.
You get down. Come out.
My fare. Fare? My fare. - Come out.
Madam. - Yes.
Is he your husband?
But where did you find him?
Take care. I found him in a car's dickey.
In car's dickey.
I think he's gone mad, don't send him outside alone.
I think all are mad in this house.
You are definitely going to another woman.
If I was going around with another woman..
..wouldn't she be with me in the dickey at that time?
Then what were you doing alone in the dickey?
What can a man do alone in the dickey?
He can only sleep, right? So I was sleeping.
So you were sleeping? - Yes.
In the dickey? - Yes.
But why?
Only time will tell this.
You tell me.
I can't tell you right now, Roma.
If you can't tell me, then I'll tell you when the right time comes.
Okay, you'll tell me when the right time comes, right?
Do tell me, but let me sleep right now.
Okay, good night.
Vijay. - I am already asleep.
(Phone ringing)
Hello. Hi, Raja. Why did you take so long?
I was waiting for your phone call since so long.
Look, I am ready since a long time.
Where? Park Lane Hotel?
(Laughs)
How can I refuse when you are inviting me.
How sweet, Raja! Hey, naughty boy.
I'll give you one. - (Laughs)
Okay, fine, you don't go. I'll be there soon.
Okay, okay, fine. I'll come there soon.
Okay? Okay, bye-bye.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey. Hey, Mr. Raja.
Raja. Raja. Hey. Hey. Hello. Hello.
Hey, hey, hello.
I'll get a raid done in the Park Lane Hotel.
What is this? What is this?
Hey, what's going on?
We are exchanging telephones, sir.
Hell. Hello, complaint.
Yes, this thing has broken. This..
Chase. - Whom?
Wife.
But my wife is at home.
You fool, chase my wife. Hurry up, she is going.
Come on.
Oh, Raja. I can't live without you.
I can't break the sacred bond between us.
But can you leave your husband?
Don't take his name in front of me. I hate him.
He didn't give me anything which a husband gives his wife.
(Clicks tongue)
I'll give you everything.
Is it so? - Yes.
Then we'll go to such a place where there's only you, me and..
Thrill.
(Laughs)
Get up. You scoundrel. You'll give everything to my wife?
Are you a wholesale trader?
I haven't done anything. - Shut-up.
I'll come back and give your share of thrills soon.
Where has that wholesale trader gone?
Mister, don't hit me on my face..
..I earn because of my face. I work at the Prithvi Theatre.
Hit me wherever you want, but don't hit on my face.
You can take this money, your wife had given me..
.. Rs. 200 to do this drama.
This is just a drama. - You were doing a drama with my wife.
The drama which you were doing..
..continue it for another 15 minutes.
Take these Rs. 200. No, keep Rs. 100.
If you touch here, I won't spare your face. Do you follow?
Come, my dear, today we both will go to a place..
..where there is no one except the two of us.
Raja. Leave my hand.
I won't leave at all. Your husband has given me..
..the green signal now.
What do you mean?
I mean to say that your husband has told me that..
..I can spend another 10 to 15 minutes with you.
You can? - Yes.
(Imitating cat meows)
Wonderful. Excellent.
Number one has told me to give you the good news.
Which good news?
Number one will meet you very soon.
(Laughs)
Me, too. Me, too. Me, too.
There is a possibility that this will be your..
..first and last meeting with number one.
Last? I also wish the same. It will definitely be like this.
The cat salutes the dog.
(Imitating dog barks) - (Imitating cat meows)
Hello, sir.
Listen. Listen. Did you notice a fat man..
..wearing black clothes going upstairs?
There are many rooms over here..
.. he may have entered any of the rooms. - I.. I.. I have understood.
Now tell me, take this. - 328.
328. Thank you.
Hey, film actress Kalpana Iyer has fled from her shooting..
..and has come here. Do you know which room she is in?
Sir, 328. - Okay.
(Gasps)
Who are you?
Hey. Kalpana the film star.
Are you leaving from here or not? Or else I'll call the police.
No, no, no, Ms. Kalpana, I.. I am looking out for someone.
I don't want to hear anything. You may please..
Open the door. Open the door. (Door knocks)
Police. (Door knocks)
Oh, my. - I.. I.. am leaving, Ms. Kalpana.
Why did you call the police? - No, no, no, you don't leave.
The police have not come for you, they have come for me. (Door knocks)
(Door knocks) The police have come looking for you. Why?
I have fled from the shooting.
That director wants me to shoot a scene in this type of clothes.
And I don't want to wear such clothes in a film.
Absolutely right. You are right.
You shouldn't wear such kind of clothes in films.
You.. You don't worry. I will try to.. I mean to say that..
..I'll try to see that your image is not tarnished.
I'll deal with the policeman. You go and hide.
Who is it? - Police.
Yes, I can see that. I can see it.
Kalpana Iyer the actress has fled from her shooting..
..and she is hiding over here.
I have got the information that she is in this room.
Me and my wife are in this room..
..and we both are here for our honeymoon.
Are you leaving or shall I call the police now?
Sorry, sir. - It's alright.
You come here unnecessarily to trouble a gentleman.
He left? - I went away.
Thank you.
Listen, did you see any gentleman here?
He is wearing a chequered coat.
A chequered coat. - Yes.
Yes, everybody is going to room no. 328 today.
In 328? - Madam.
Vijay. - Oh, my wife.
Vijay, I am warning you. Open the door.
My wife. Ms. Kalpana, look, I have saved you.
Now you have to save my life. - I'll not spare you today.
She is completely insane. She'll kill me.
Vijay. - Please hide me somewhere.
What can I do? - Vijay.
Here? No, not here. - No, no. Cupboard.
Cupboard. Yes. - Yes.
Ms. Kalpana. Please handle the situation. - Vijay.
She is completely insane. She'll kill me.
(Gasps)
(Laughs)
What are you doing here?
I.. I.. I'm here just like that, but what are you doing here?
I have also come here for no reason as such.
Hey, listen. Listen.
Where is my husband? You scoundrel. You have hid him.
I'll not spare him today.
Your husband? Yes, he is in the bathroom.
Shut-up. - No, really, he is in the bathroom. Please come.
Come. Come. - Where is he?
He is in the bathroom.
Can't an AC be installed in here?
(Laughs)
Listen, I have locked your wife in the bathroom..
..you can leave now.
(Gasps)
Hey, Ms. Kalpana, what's wrong with her?
Hey, what are you doing?
Get up. Get up, Ms. Kalpana.
Open the door. - Get up, Ms. Kalpana.
Open the door.
Get up, Ms. Kalpana, my hand is stuck under you.
(Gasps) - Ms. Kalpana. Get up, Ms. Kalpana. Get up.
Get up, Get up, my hand..
Get up. Get up.
So this is your family tradition?
No, no, this is not my family tradition.
Look, I'll try to explain everything to you..
..don't do anything with that bottle.
Look, I'll tell you everything.
Wait, my hand is stuck here. Please free my hand.
Look, I'm your husband. First try to release my hand.
Look, when I first came into this room..
..your daddy was already in this cupboard.
My daddy? - Yes.
In this cupboard? - Yes.
How can he come here?
How? - Wait, I'll show you.
Come here, come. Look, I'll show you how he came in here.
Just come, I'll show you.
Yes, wait, don't do anything with the bottle.
Look, I'll demonstrate. When I..
You stay in..
Where are you fleeing?
Come home, I will not spare you.
(Music)
"Help."
"Which has never happened till now will happen now."
"What if I die?"
"That's the reason I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.."
"..don't shoot me. Don't shoot me."
"Don't kill me. Don't kill me."
"Which has never happened till now, will happen now."
"What if I die?"
"That's the reason I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.."
"..don't shoot me. Don't shoot me."
"Don't kill me. Don't kill me."
(Music)
"There will be a big chaos in the city if I die."
"There will be news about my story.."
"..in the newspapers. - So what?"
"My daddy will go to the police station to file a complaint."
"There will be a murder case on you."
"Nobody will be your witness."
"You will be given a death sentence."
"I'll die, but you'll die as well."
"That's the reason I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.."
"..don't shoot me. Don't shoot me."
"Don't kill me. Don't kill me."
(Music)
"Believe me, my beloved, there is no other woman in my life."
"You are unaware of my helplessness. - Go. Go away."
"I have been trapped, don't think that I'm betraying you."
"If you allow me, I'm ready to disclose everything."
"When you come to know the truth.."
"..maybe you'll believe me then."
"That's the reason I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.."
"..don't shoot me. Don't shoot me."
"Don't kill me. Don't kill me."
(Music)
"Two buffoons are after my life."
"I know that they are your daddy's enemies."
"They called me and threatened me.."
"..and told me to chase." - "What?"
"Chase. - Shut up."
"That's the reason after that fatso I'm all the time."
"I'm unaware, but they know everything.."
"..about your daddy's activities."
"You tell me, what am I supposed to do now?"
"Or else kill me."
"Kill me. Yes, yes, kill me. '
If you had told me everything earlier..
..this situation wouldn't have arisen.
How could I tell you, Roma? They had threatened me.
God knows what both the buffoons might have done.
There is a possibility that your life would have been in danger.
Okay, we still have time in our hands.
I'll give you something, you go and give it to them.
What? - Listen.
What if anything goes wrong, Roma?
Look, nothing will happen.
They will be out of our way for 2-3 months.
They both will out of our way for 2-3 months.
Then we will go for a honeymoon from..
.. Kashmir to Kanyakumari for 2-3 months.
You don't like Kanyakumari?
Inspector, Harihari Dhara.
Yes. - What is the time?
11:30.
Why hasn't agent Vijay arrived till now?
You fool. - Sorry.
Vijay, you were going to get some evidence..
..against the brigadier, right?
Yes, yes, this box contains that big evidence.
You'll be delighted after seeing that evidence.
(Laughs)
Are you telling the truth?
Yes, you will be glad.
In fact, they won't feel the need to work..
..for another two to three months after watching this.
Oh, you naughty boy. - Oh, so sweet.
We are proud of you. - Country first.
The country is proud of you.
Thanks a lot. Thanks. - Shall I open and see it?
No. No. See it after I leave.
To be frank, I would have relieved you much earlier..
.. if I had got this evidence before.
I mean to say, I would have convinced you.
Sir, better late than never.
Thank you. - Carry it carefully and best of luck.
Thank you. - Bye, bye, bye.
Good bye. - Bye, bye, bye. - Thank you.
You fool, what was the need to open it in front of him?
Let's go there.
(Laughs)
What is this? - This is a bomb.
Bomb. Then why is it not exploding?
When the blue wire gets connected with the red wire..
..only then the bomb explodes.
How?
You fool, I have to show you such a simple way.
This way.
(Explosion)
(Laughs)
You fool.
Vijay, you over here?
I have come to enquire about your health.
Are you okay?
Yes, yes, we are fine.
Why? Don't you want to chase anyone?
Do you remember? You used to tell me all the time..
..to follow. Follow.
To follow my dad, my father-in-law..
..do this and do that. Why?
(Crying)
Even on my honeymoon night..
..on my first night, I had to follow. - (Screams)
Shut up.
I'm in this situation due to you and that's the reason..
..I have exacted revenge from you.
No, no, Vijay. This is the last chance to arrest the brigadier.
Keep quiet. Shut up.
Despite having a wife, you both forced me for a family planning.
But now we'll not chase anyone.
I'm least bothered if my father-in-law goes six feet under.
Now we both are going for a honeymoon.
We'll start from Kashmir and then..
..we'll roam around the whole world.
You fool, your father-in-law is selling our country.
Yes, then you can go abroad for your honeymoon, right?
Can't you keep quiet? Shut up.
I don't want to listen to you. Neither you nor him. Yes.
(Screams)
Yes.
Inspector Giridhari Hara. - Yes, inspector Harihari Dhara.
Can you hear something? - What?
Our country is calling us.
(Laughs)
Attention. The king of honeymoon is arriving.
What are you doing?
I had watched a movie. 'The Sour grapes of the King'.
There was a king eating sour grapes like this in that movie..
..and was celebrating his honeymoon.
So I also thought that why not we eat some sour grapes..
..and do a small rehearsal for our honeymoon as well?
Look, Vijay, don't try to be very romantic.
Because when you are being very romantic..
..all are plans go haywire.
Something or the other comes up and everything is left out.
That's why I have planned everything so well this time..
..that nothing will go wrong. - What?
Yes. No, no, I mean to say that nothing wrong will happen..
..and our honeymoon will be successful.
So before doing a lot over there..
..shall we do a little bit over here?
Look, Vijay, don't trouble me. Let me do the packing.
And go and get that.
What shall I get?
My shoes.
What? Boss number one wants to meet me?
I was waiting so eagerly for this day.
Yes, I'll definitely come there.
Yes, yes. I have understood the address.
I'll come to the secret den.
(Laughs)
Take out the finger from your ears.
What? - Take out the finger from your ears.
Who is it? - Your integrity.
Who? - Your conscience, integrity. Soul.
Where you were till now, buddy?
And why have you popped up today all of a sudden?
Since when have you become so ignorant and untrustworthy?
You are meeting me for the first time..
..and you have started accusing me?
Tell me clearly what you want to say and..
..tell me in a better way.
And get lost after saying it. Do you understand?
You fool, you are there because of me.
Okay? - Cool down and think.
Is honeymoon the ultimate motive in this world?
Though it's not the ultimate one, but it has its own importance.
And I have not received even a little bit of that.
That's why you are going to Kashmir?
Yes, I am going. I don't fear anyone.
You have decided about going to Kashmir.
When will you think about this great country?
What do you mean?
I mean to say that..
..your father-in-law has left the house right now.
Are you not aware about it?
If you are a true patriot..
..then follow him.
If the country is spared, only then Kashmir will be spared.
And if you are able to save Kashmir..
..you'll be able to celebrate many such more honeymoons.
Go, follow him.
Follow him. You are under the oath of your motherland.
You are under the oath of Ben Kingsley..
..I mean Mahatma Gandhi. Follow him.
My dear integrity, you have shown me the right path.
I have to save the country. I have to save the country.
Forget the honeymoon, the country comes first.
Well done. Very good, I expected this from you.
Thank you. - You are always welcome.
I'll follow him. I'll follow him.
Whom are you going to follow?
That fatso.
I am under the oath. - Who has put you under the oath?
My integrity. - What?
My country. - What?
Mahatma Gandhi. I'll follow him.
Vijay. - I'll follow him.
Listen to me, Vijay.
(Clicks tongue)
What, sir? Shall I chase? - Of course.
Yes, now begins the fun. (Laughs)
(Music)
"Keep following. Keep following."
(Music)
"Though you are with the enemies.."
"..whether you win or lose."
"Though you are with the enemies.."
"..whether you win or lose."
Wow. Great. Excellent. Great. Wow.
So did you like the place?
Hopeless. - Hopeless?
Hopeless. - What?
Those are nonsensical who say that..
..they didn't like the place. - Alright.
This is not a place, you fool. It's a very special place.
Special place.
(Chuckles)
But you are not allowed to praise a lot over here.
Why?
The whole world knows that there's not a better secret den..
..then this place in the whole world.
The whole world knows it? - Yes. The whole world knows it.
You fool. - Fool?
Foolish. - Who?
Those who don't know this place are fools.
(Laughs)
That's better. That's better.
When will be able to meet number one?
Sshh!
"Whether it's hot or whether it's raining.."
"Whether it's day or night."
"Whether it's hot or whether it's raining.."
"Whether it's day or night."
"No one can escape from here."
"Keep following. Keep following."
Boss number one is arriving. The countdown begins.
Three, four, five. - Number one. (Beep sound)
No. - (Beep sound)
Five, six, seven, eight. - Number one? - (Beep sound)
No. - (Beep sound)
Eight, nine, two, eleven. - (Beep sound)
Boss number one is arriving.
Boss number one?
Meet the brigadier.
(Imitating cat meows) - (Imitating dog barks)
The dog salutes the cat.
I'm glad to meet you because you are one of the best..
..traitors and betrayers of your country.
Don't say this, you are far above all of us.
(Laughs)
Great, I like your sense of humor.
Come on, let's get back to business.
Yes, come on.
Why? Where has sir disappeared?
Let him get lost. No one is bothered about me in this house.
All have gone mad. You have also gone mad.
I'll also go insane.
The ghost does not come closer to you.
What are you doing, Navratan? You are useless.
It doesn't come closer to you.
(Screams)
Who are you? - Where is Vijay?
Who are you?
Lady, your husband.. I mean to say that scoundrel..
..came to the hospital and he hurt our wounds.
We'll not spare him today.
Shut up. - Okay.
Where is he? - He's gone for a honeymoon.
Can a man go alone for the honeymoon?
No, but he can go on the moon. Moon. Moon.
You fool, we don't want the moon. We want Vijay.
Where is Vijay? - I don't know.
Lady, answer us or else this.. this injection..
..will go across your heart.
Madam, shall I call the police?
Inspector, tie up this man.
Yes, he can prove to be dangerous for us. - Yes.
Come on.
(Screams)
(Laughs)
What is this?
An ashtray. - An ashtray?
(Laughs) I liked it very much. It's nice. - This..
This is not just an ashtray, it's number two.
The one who came to meet me before you.
He tried to cheat me, so we made an ashtray out of his head.
You mean to say that he was of some use to you after he died.
So that's why we want that you should be of..
..some use to us as long as you are alive.
Open it and show us. - What?
The head?
No, the plans. - Where is the cash..
..which you had promised to pay me?
Number two,
I am trying to chase you from the past so many days, brigadier.
But you escaped every time.
I had a doubt that you are a big traitor and betrayer..
..of our country, but now I am completely convinced.
Who is he? Who is he?
I don't know. I don't know.
Wait, I'll show you right now.
Chang. Chang. Chang.
(Bottle shatters)
(Rattling)
I finally caught him, sir.
Who is he?
How do I know? I am seeing him for the first time in my life.
If you can't tell the truth, at least don't lie.
The truth can never be hidden by a false truth.
Wow. Nice poem.
It's a bad one. - (Laughs)
Wow. So, young man, do you know this donkey?
I mean to say, do you know this gentleman, this fearless man..
..I mean do you know this brigadier?
Do I know him? I live in his house.
(Laughs)
He's mad. Mad. He's insane.
Okay, so I am mad? - Yes.
Then why did you get your daughter married to a mad person?
Oh, so you are his son-in-law?
I am his son-in-law for sure.
What do you say, brigadier?
Son-in-law. I don't have any daughter.
Oh, so is Roma your mother?
Roma? Who is Roma?
My wife and his daughter.
What do you say, brigadier?
No, no, no, sir, I am an orphan.
I have no one of my own in this world..
..except you and what are you?
There are bells ringing in my head.
It must be a wrong number, sir. Wrong number.
It's possible.
Idea. Why don't we do this?
That this orphan.. We better call up at this orphan's house..
..and try to find out his heir.
Brilliant idea. - Shut up.
I'll call up right now. - Kindly go ahead.
Do you have 50 paisa with you? - Shut up.
Do you have one? - Shut up.
Thank you.
It's a fake one. A fake one. Fake one.
Keep quiet. - (Phone ringing)
Hello. - Who is it?
(Gasps)
There's a call for you.
Look, if you try to act smart, we'll not spare you.
Hello. Yes, this is Roma speaking. - Who, Roma?
You daddy has come to our place..
.. he wants to meet you.
Why? Is he okay?
He's fine, but you come soon.
But where? - Note down the address.
Just a minute. Pen? - Pen.
Pen.
Oh, lipstick. Write.. Write with the lipstick.
Where shall I write? Paper.
Paper. Paper. Write on the mirror. On the mirror.
Yes, tell me. - Write.
Boss, I have called up at the residence.
Oh, the clear picture will be in front of us now.
(Singing folk song)
Wait. Who are you? - I'm Roma.
Then you can go in.
The boss is waiting for you inside.
Girl. Girl. Girl.
Wait, you fool, behave properly.
Excuse me. - Yes.
I am Roma.
You can go inside. Go inside. - Thank you.
Wait. Roma in double role. Hands up. You are fooling us.
Roma. And I am the ultimate.
Inspector Harihari Dhara. Wait. Wait.
Daddy. What is going on, Daddy?
She is telling this to you. - Tell me now.
Now say that she is not your daughter.
You shut up.
So he is your daddy? - Yes.
And he is your mother.. I mean to say, is he your husband?
Yes.
I feel that I have to make an ashtray out of your head, too.
Are you a boss or a barber?
You mean to say that I am a barber?
You fool. I mean, boss, can't you follow such a simple thing..
..that a secret agent has no relatives?
He knows only two relationships.
Friendship or enmity.
What am I to you? - A friend. Friend. Friend.
So they are your enemies?
Yes. - Tie them up.
I am already tied up.
Then tie them to the pillar.
Pillar. To the pillar.
Daddy, they are.. What are you saying, Daddy?
I am not your daddy. Yes, tie them up. Tie.
Yes, boss, shake only one leg.
(Laughs)
Don't show your teeth, you baldy.
Think about what is going to happen further.
Think about the future later..
..first look behind.
Where?
You fool. - You fool.
Do we have more ropes? Good. Tie them up.
Is anyone in? No one in the house?
I have already decided at home that come what may..
..I'll compromise with the brigadier.
He cannot harm me. Will he shoot me?
I don't care.
Lord of death Yamraj ( Indian God)..
.. had told Savitri ( Mythological character)..
..that you have to live and die here itself.
You cannot escape death.
Is anyone in? Is anyone in there?
Hey, what is this? Who tied you up?
Why didn't you tell me? Speak up.
Speak up. Speak up.
Roma had come. They picked up the phone and ran away.
Phone. The phone is lying over here.
Not the phone. They got a phone call.
They kidnapped Roma.
Where did they flee? Who fled? Do you know the address?
Yes. - Tell me quickly. What?
Oh, this is written in English, I don't know to read English.
I have failed five times in matriculation exams.
You cannot read English? - Yes.
Shame on you. Even I can't read it.
What shall we do now?
No problem, I'll ask anybody outside.
Lots of people are educated outside.
Hey. Hey, release me. Mister, release me and go away.
Thank God. I think they are dead.
Rs. 500.
Brigadier, do you know these two monkeys?
Sir, he is Harihari Dhara and he is Girihari Dhara.
Sir, they both were in the army.
They are insane and used to behave abnormally..
..so I kicked them out of the army.
And I'll kick them out of this world.
(Laughs)
Do you own this world?
Oh, shut up.
I think that your names are written on these bullets.
So get ready to die now.
Sir, sir, if you don't mind, can I do this..
..auspicious work with my hands?
Wow. A father is going to kill his daughter and son-in-law.
It's a great moment to watch.
Good, brigadier, go ahead.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
But, sir, can I ask them their last wish?
Why not?
Tell me, what's your last wish?
I want to see you going to the gallows.
Original.
And what is your last wish?
I also wish the same.
Indian woman.
And you? What is your last wish?
We wish to be born as dogs in our next birth.
And you, an electric pole.
Pray to God that he fulfils all your wishes in the next birth..
.. because only my wish will be fulfilled in this birth.
(Laughs)
Okay, now fire. Shoot from there. Come on, hurry up.
Hurry up. - Wait, buddy. Let me enjoy the murder.
It's no fun if the person about to die does not feel the pain.
All insane people have gathered in one place.
I'll see them.
Begin from here. Wait. Wait, come out.
What are you doing?
Okay, now tell me, who are you?
When did you arrive and from where have you come?
And how did you come?
I'll tell you everything.
But first tell me, why have you tied my son?
Whose son? - My son.
Which son?
He.. He.
I don't have a father. I mean to say that..
..I do have a father, but he is not here.
"The crow will bite you if you lie."
You fool, you have come here as well?
Do you know him?
I know him. I know him well.
He is a useless, cheap and hopeless human being.
Yes, he is my relative and she is my daughter-in-law.
No, she is my daughter-in-law.
No, she is my wife.
But, I am his daughter-in-law.
If you are his daughter-in-law, then you are not my daughter.
But I am your son-in-law.
Then who is my son?
Listen, we know who is related to whom.
But we'll not tell anything because we are the sons of our motherland.
Sons of the motherland. Now who is this motherland?
Can you tell me?
I am not aware about this.
And number two. Where is number two?
I am here. - Shut up. I'll go mad. - Yes.
This is a secret den. - Yes.
No one can come in. - No one can come here.
No one can ever come here. - Never.
Is this a picnic spot or is a family get-together happening over here?
Yes. - And you are saying that this is..
..one of the most beautiful places in the world, it's a secret den.
Do one thing, put up a board outside.
'Cold beer sold here'.
Beer is sold over here. And shut up.
What are you doing?
I have untied the ropes from behind.
Brigadier. I'll have to kill everybody now.
Come on.
Ladies first. Ladies first.
Mr. Sundaram. - What happened?
Come on, daughter-in-law, hurry up.
I'll begin with my job.
Look. Help. Catch hold of that goon..
.. he is after the boss.
Hey, you are working for a baldy..
..can't you work for a hairy one?
Oh, you are changing the party since you are caught now.
Just a minute. Just a minute.
What did you say?
Nothing. - Did you say anything? - No.
Or did I hear anything?
Did you say anything? Or did you say anything?
No, but I heard it.
Look, can't you see that we are talking?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Yes, what did you say? - Nothing.
No, I heard something. I heard some noise.
Excuse me, sir. - What did you say?
Someone is knocking, sir.
You fool, you shouldn't hit like this.
Make a fist. Make a fist. Now look here.
(Laughs)
Attack, my hungry tigers. I have raised you for this day.
Kill.
(Whistle blowing)
Stop fighting. The police have arrived. Police.
(Whistle blowing)
Commissioner, arrest this scoundrel first.
He is the boss of the gang.
And take this brigadier also along with you..
..and hang him to death.
Hey, sir knows his duty well, you don't interrupt.
Hello, brigadier, I hope you didn't face any problem in this mission?
Not physically, sir. But my heart was shattered to pieces.
Thinking that I have stooped so low..
.. in front of my daughter and son-in-law, which has no limits.
I am feeling sad about one thing, sir.
Neither could I explain them anything..
..nor they understood anything.
I wanted to reach to the boss of this gang..
.. by showing all the fake maps and documents.
I can understand, sometimes you have to become a thief..
..to catch the thief.
You have saved the country from getting destroyed and doomed.
We all salute to you. - Wow.
Mr. I G, I have heard that you are not keeping well?
No, nothing like that.
Even then you cannot predict life.
This is my card, my rates are very economical.
I beg your pardon.
"Petals in our arms and fragrance in the petals."
"Your youth lies in the fragrance."
"Petals in our arms and fragrance in the petals."
"Your youth lies in the fragrance."
"Don't follow me, don't cook-up any false stories."
"You are a branch full of flowers."
"You are a branch full of flowers.."
"..don't prick thorns in my heart."
"Come here. Pretty girl, come here."
"Go. Go there, you naughty boy."
(Music)
"Don't hold my hand like this."